The Dicktator
In this post we shall endeavor to discuss , and understand one of the mostly hotly debated controversies in modern Christian history. The amount of newsprint, media bytes that have been expended over this controversy has been truly monumental.
To begin with, let us get some definitions right:-
To begin with, let us get some definitions right:-
- A condom (US /ˈkɒndəm/ or UK /ˈkɒndɒm/) is a barrier device commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases. It is put on a man's erect penis
and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a
sexual partner. Condoms are also used for collection of semen for use in
infertility treatment. Because condoms are waterproof, elastic, and
durable, they are also used for non-sexual purposes such as creating
waterproof microphones and protecting rifle barrels from clogging. In
the modern age, condoms are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine. A female condom is also available, often made of nitrile.
The definition and photo is from Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom
- Penis:- The human penis is an external sexual organ of male humans. It is a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct.
Again the definition and photo are from Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis
The penis is also referred to as a "Dick".
- Dicktator:- A Dicktator is a human being who believes that God has appointed him to control and regulate the putting of the condom over the penis.A Dicktator is also sometimes called a Pope.
- Catholic:- A person who believes that the Dicktator should have full control over their penis.
That finishes of the definitions.
The Controversy
There has been for the last few years a huge, raging controversy over this subject. Arguments, and counter arguments have been flying all over the world.
I tried a google search for "ratzinger and condoms", and got all of
About 302,000 results in(0.18 seconds) 
Here are a few of the links that I got:-
a)Pope Benedict XVI - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Benedict_XVIOrdained as a priest in 1951, Ratzinger established himself as a highly regarded ...... in marriage and anti-poverty efforts; he also rejected the use of condoms.
b)Ratzinger: Use of Condoms Permissible ... sometimes! - Politics ...
www.politicalworld.org › ... › Philosophy, Religion and Law15 posts - 20 Nov 2010Pope Benedict XVI says that condom use is acceptable "in certain cases", notably "to reduce the risk of infection" with HIV, in a book due out ...
c)Vatican clarifies pope's condom comments: Nothing's changed ...
www.usatoday.com/news/.../2010-11-20-pope-condoms_N.ht...20 Nov 2010 – Pope Benedict XVI says in a new book that condoms can be used in the ... A man of deep personal faith, the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger ...
d)Ratzinger approves use of condoms in fight against Aids
forums.comicbookresources.com › ... › You'll All Be Sorry40 posts - 10 authors - 20 Nov 2010Pope approves use of condoms in fight against Aids ...
e)The Catholic Church, Condoms and 'Lesser Evils' - NYTimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2010/11/28/weekinreview/28gibson.html27 Nov 2010 – Defender of Doctrine Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, now the pope, was critical of American bishops who argued condoms could help prevent the ...
f)Ratzinger Partially Approves Condom Use | EcuadorTimes.net ...
www.ecuadortimes.net/.../ratzinger-partially-approves-condom...23 Nov 2010 – There could be certain justified cases, for example if a prostitute uses a condom, that could be a representation of a step toward the moral, ...
g)J. Miller Rampant!: Ratzinger: Condoms Make the AIDS Situation ...
jamillerrampant.blogspot.com/.../ratzinger-condoms-make-aid...17 Mar 2009 – Ratzinger: Condoms Make the AIDS Situation Worse! The evil man who calls himself Pope strikes again. And he made his monstrously false ...
h)BBC NEWS | Europe | Pope rejects condoms for Africa
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4081276.stm10 Jun 2005 – Africa's Aids battle should be fought with abstinence not condoms, says the Pope in his first comments on the ... In pictures: Life of Ratzinger ...
i)Ratzinger's Barely-Perceptible Shift in Position on Condoms
nerofiddled.blogspot.com/.../ratzingers-barely-perceptible-shif...Joseph Ratzinger, the criminal kingpin who operates under the codename Pope Benedict XVI, has unexpectedly declared that condoms are the lesser of two ...
j)"It's ok to use condoms.." Pope Ratzinger | Pomona | Yelp
www.yelp.com/.../pomona-its-ok-to-use-condoms-pope-ratzin...11/20/2010 Anthony "Doug Funnie" K. says: ... If you're: [1] A prostitute [2] are having sex with a prostitute. http://religion.blogs.cn… **** "There could be single ...
k)Criminal Charges against Dr. Joseph Ratzinger, Pope of the Roman ...
www.kanzlei-sailer.de/pope-lawsuit-2011.pdfFile Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - Quick View
14 Feb 2011 – The Murderous Forbiddance of Condoms. There is strong suspicion that, as pope, Dr. Joseph Ratzinger has caused an undetermined number ...
l)Sexual Ethics. Six Professors Discuss the Ratzinger Case
chiesa.espresso.repubblica.it/articolo/1345990?eng=y18 Dec 2010 – It is the phrase with which pope Joseph Ratzinger concludes his reflection on AIDS and the condom. Where he says that the Church "of course ...
The extent of the controversy
Many points stand out here, the global nature of the controversy. Europe, the United States, Ecuador, Africa, Asia. Essentially all the continents of the world have been involved.
Next point to note is the pedigree of the reporters of this controversy. The New York Times, The BBC, and all other serious and renowned media have reported and debated this issue. The issue
whether Ratzinger is right in forbidding the covering up of the penis with a condom or not. At this point I would again recommend that the reader scroll up and look up the photos of the condom and the penis once again. This will enable him/her to better appreciate the global dimensions of the problem.
Finally, I would like to invite the readers to consider the point that this is the 21st century.
Lunacy Unlimited
A man believes that God has appointed him to regulate the covering up of the penis of each and every human being worldwide. Billions worldwide who believe Ratzinger has the regulate the use of their genitalia. The world media who have nothing better to do than reporting such idiotic controversies.
The conclusion
Ratzinger be sent to an asylum for the criminally insane, so that he can get cured of this strange mania.
The billions who believe that Ratzinger has the right of attorney over their genitalia , be given mental treatment as well.
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