Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The Condoms Controversy


It’s been the controversy of the 21st century so far. It’s definitely global in it’s dimensions with intellectuals from all the continents involved.Some of the countries involved are:- Germany, Italy, France, England, United States, Canada, Australia, Ecuador, Chile, India, etc.

 It’s a matter of life & death with charges of wilful genocide being traded. It’s been reported on all news media: - Television, Radio, The Internet, Newspapers, etc. News organizations of the pedigree of the BBC, CNN, Reuters, The New York Times, have widely reported the issue, there have been heated debates.

The issue has been dissected from religious, ethical, moral and medical perspectives to mention just a few. Personalities ranging from Heads of States to the lowliest are involved. 


 Clearly, a controversy that deserves to be analyzed .

To begin with let us define some of the objects involved in the controversy. Taking help from the ever informative Wikipedia:-
1) Penis (plural penises or penes) is a general term for the organs with which male and hermaphrodite animals introduce sperm into receptive females during copulation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

2)  A condom (US /ˈkɒndəm/ or UK /ˈkɒndɒm/) is a barrier device commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases. It is put on a man's erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom
3)Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, is commonly defined as the insertion of a male's penis into a female's vagina for the purposes of sexual pleasure or reproduction (or both)
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copulation

The issue very simply is :- whether the Penis can be put into the condom before being used in the process of copulation.
A look at some of the links discussing it:-
a) http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2010/11/what_did_the_pope_really_say.html

b) http://topics.cnn.com/topics/pope_benedict_xvi
c) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/26/popes-condom-controversy-_n_179411.html
d) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/pope-condoms

  e) http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/dec/02/pope-benedict-fight-aids

 f) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/31/united-nations-pope-condoms_n_869091.html

The United Nations with it’s lofty aims enshrined in the Atlantic Charter is also involved.

"VATICAN CITY -- The head of the U.N. AIDS agency told a Vatican conference Saturday that the pope had opened the door to greater dialogue with his groundbreaking comments on condoms and HIV prevention – even as Vatican officials stressed abstinence and marital fidelity as the best prevention. Dr. Michel Sidibe, executive director of UNAIDS, was invited to speak to the conference on preventing HIV and caring for HIV-positive people, a significant event in and of itself, given that the Vatican usually only invites like-minded outsiders to its conferences and UNAIDS has not been like-minded on this issue at all."

  To most sane individuals it would appear to be an intensely personal choice since all modern laws bar human copulation in public. Moreover, it is universally acknowledged that human beings have inalienable rights over their bodies.
 Why this huge controversy then?

The details are weird to say the least. Here they are, as I see it.

The Head of the Roman Catholic Church Herr Ratzinger who believes that God has forbidden him from using his penis for any other purpose other than urination, also believes that it is his God ordained duty to see that nobody worldwide is allowed to put his penis in a condom during copulation. Billions of people worldwide believe that it is necessary to consult Herr Ratzinger before using their penis for copulation.  The media worldwide recognize Ratzinger’s right to regulate penis use worldwide, they recognize his expertise on the subject.
How else does one explain the global coverage?

It's laughable, it's insane,it's the stupidest even for a religion that has in the past discussed things like the color of the devil, the size of the devil's phallus, the smell of the devil and so on.


When will the world rise up from it’s stultification to religious superstition?  When will we learn to discern between the important and the inane, the idiotic? When shall the plainly demented be sent to lunatic asylums rather than being petitioned?

Finally, when such beautiful lines are available , why bother yourself and your partner with the views of demented celibates.


 The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock          
 S’io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s’i’odo il vero,
Senza tema d’infamia ti rispondo.    
LET us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherized upon a table;

http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html  

Sunday, September 30, 2012

The Dicktator

The Dicktator

In this post we shall endeavor to discuss , and understand one of the mostly hotly debated  controversies in modern Christian history. The amount of newsprint, media bytes that have been expended over this controversy has been truly monumental.


To begin with
, let us get some definitions right:-


  • A condom (US /ˈkɒndəm/ or UK /ˈkɒndɒm/) is a barrier device commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases. It is put on a man's erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner. Condoms are also used for collection of semen for use in infertility treatment. Because condoms are waterproof, elastic, and durable, they are also used for non-sexual purposes such as creating waterproof microphones and protecting rifle barrels from clogging. In the modern age, condoms are most often made from latex, but some are made from other materials such as polyurethane, polyisoprene, or lamb intestine. A female condom is also available, often made of nitrile.


    The definition and photo is from Wikipedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom

  • Penis:-  The human penis is an external sexual organ of male humans. It is a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct.


    Again the definition and photo are from Wikipedia.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis

    The penis is also referred to as a "Dick".


    • Dicktator:- A Dicktator  is a human being who believes that God has appointed him to control and regulate the putting of the condom over the penis.A Dicktator is also sometimes called a Pope.
    • Catholic:-  A person who believes that the  Dicktator should have full control over their penis.




    That finishes of the definitions.



    The Controversy

    There has been for the last few years a huge, raging controversy over this subject. Arguments, and counter arguments have been flying all over the world.
    I tried a google search for "ratzinger and condoms", and got all of
    About 302,000 results in
    (0.18 seconds)











    Here are a few of the links that I got:-


    a)

    Pope Benedict XVI - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Benedict_XVI
    Ordained as a priest in 1951, Ratzinger established himself as a highly regarded ...... in marriage and anti-poverty efforts; he also rejected the use of condoms.

    b)

    Ratzinger: Use of Condoms Permissible ... sometimes! - Politics ...

    www.politicalworld.org › ... › Philosophy, Religion and Law
    15 posts - 20 Nov 2010
    Pope Benedict XVI says that condom use is acceptable "in certain cases", notably "to reduce the risk of infection" with HIV, in a book due out ...


    c)

    Vatican clarifies pope's condom comments: Nothing's changed ...

    www.usatoday.com/news/.../2010-11-20-pope-condoms_N.ht...
    20 Nov 2010 – Pope Benedict XVI says in a new book that condoms can be used in the ... A man of deep personal faith, the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger ...


    d)

    Ratzinger approves use of condoms in fight against Aids

    forums.comicbookresources.com › ... › You'll All Be Sorry
    40 posts - 10 authors - 20 Nov 2010
    Pope approves use of condoms in fight against Aids ...


    e)

    The Catholic Church, Condoms and 'Lesser Evils' - NYTimes.com

    www.nytimes.com/2010/11/28/weekinreview/28gibson.html
    27 Nov 2010 – Defender of Doctrine Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, now the pope, was critical of American bishops who argued condoms could help prevent the ...


    f)

    Ratzinger Partially Approves Condom Use | EcuadorTimes.net ...

    www.ecuadortimes.net/.../ratzinger-partially-approves-condom...
    23 Nov 2010 – There could be certain justified cases, for example if a prostitute uses a condom, that could be a representation of a step toward the moral, ...


    g)

    J. Miller Rampant!: Ratzinger: Condoms Make the AIDS Situation ...

    jamillerrampant.blogspot.com/.../ratzinger-condoms-make-aid...
    17 Mar 2009 – Ratzinger: Condoms Make the AIDS Situation Worse! The evil man who calls himself Pope strikes again. And he made his monstrously false ...


    h)

    BBC NEWS | Europe | Pope rejects condoms for Africa

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4081276.stm
    10 Jun 2005 – Africa's Aids battle should be fought with abstinence not condoms, says the Pope in his first comments on the ... In pictures: Life of Ratzinger ...


    i)

    Ratzinger's Barely-Perceptible Shift in Position on Condoms

    nerofiddled.blogspot.com/.../ratzingers-barely-perceptible-shif...
    Joseph Ratzinger, the criminal kingpin who operates under the codename Pope Benedict XVI, has unexpectedly declared that condoms are the lesser of two ...


    j)

    "It's ok to use condoms.." Pope Ratzinger | Pomona | Yelp

    www.yelp.com/.../pomona-its-ok-to-use-condoms-pope-ratzin...
    11/20/2010 Anthony "Doug Funnie" K. says: ... If you're: [1] A prostitute [2] are having sex with a prostitute. http://religion.blogs.cn… **** "There could be single ...





    k)

    Criminal Charges against Dr. Joseph Ratzinger, Pope of the Roman ...

    www.kanzlei-sailer.de/pope-lawsuit-2011.pdf
    File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - Quick View
    14 Feb 2011 – The Murderous Forbiddance of Condoms. There is strong suspicion that, as pope, Dr. Joseph Ratzinger has caused an undetermined number ...


    l)

    Sexual Ethics. Six Professors Discuss the Ratzinger Case

    chiesa.espresso.repubblica.it/articolo/1345990?eng=y
    18 Dec 2010 – It is the phrase with which pope Joseph Ratzinger concludes his reflection on AIDS and the condom. Where he says that the Church "of course ...






    The extent of the controversy

    Many points stand out here, the global nature of the controversy. Europe, the United States, Ecuador, Africa, Asia. Essentially all the continents of the world have been involved.

    Next point to note is the pedigree of the reporters of this controversy. The New York Times, The BBC, and all other serious  and renowned media have reported and debated this issue. The issue
    whether Ratzinger is right in forbidding the covering up of the penis with a condom or not. At this point I would again recommend that the reader scroll up and look up the photos of the condom and the penis once again. This will enable him/her to better appreciate the global dimensions of the problem.

    Finally, I would like to invite the readers to consider the point that this is the 21st century.


    Lunacy Unlimited
    A man believes that God has appointed him to regulate the covering up of the penis of each and every human being worldwide. Billions worldwide who believe Ratzinger has the regulate the use of their genitalia. The world media who have nothing better to do than reporting such idiotic controversies.





    The conclusion

    Ratzinger be sent to an asylum for the criminally insane, so that he can get cured of this strange mania.

    The billions who believe that Ratzinger has the right of attorney over their genitalia , be given mental treatment as well.


Sunday, July 8, 2012

Christianity is a psycho sexual disease.


Christianity is a psycho sexual disease.

While the Christian God hates practically everything that is good, beautiful or useful: The one thing He hates the most is a healthy attitude to Sex. This God, and his followers have had the most ridiculous views of women and of sexuality. This as we all know derives from a dysfunctional sexuality. However, I anticipate!!! The facts first:-
Christian Views on Women and Sexuality
1)  Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
-Paul [I Corinthians 14:34-35]
2) But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
-Paul (I Tim 2:12)
3) It is not permitted for a woman to speak in the church, nor is it permitted for her to teach, nor to baptize, nor to offer [the eucharist], nor to claim for herself a share in any masculine function-- not to mention any priestly office.
-Tertullian, (160?-220? C.E.), Adversus Valentinianos

4) The sentence of God on this sex of yours lives on even in our times and so it is necessary that the guilt should live on, also. You are the one who opened the door to the Devil, you are the one who first plucked the fruit of the forbidden tree, you are the first who deserted the divine law; you are the one who persuaded him whom the Devil was not strong enough to attack. All too easily you destroyed the image of God, man. Because of your desert, that is, death, even the Son of God had to die.
-Tertullian, (160?-220? C.E.), The Apparel of Women
5) Bow your heads to your husbands--and that will be ornament enough for you. Keep your hands busy with spinning and stay at home--and you will be more pleasing than if you were adorned in gold. Dress yourselves in the silk of probity, the fine linen of holiness, and the purple of chastity. Decked out in this manner, you will have God Himself for your lover.
-Tertullian, (160?-220? C.E.), The Apparel of Women
6) For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are indispensable.
-St. Jerome (340?-420 C.E.)

7) Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
-St. Augustine (354 C.E.- 430 C.E.)

8) A woman has no control over herself.
-Martin Luther (Letter to Several Nuns, 6 Aug. 1524)

9) The natural and proper timidity and delicacy which belongs to the female sex evidently unfits it for many of the occupations of civil life....The paramount destiny and mission of women are to fulfill the noble and benign office of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator.
- The US Supreme Court, 1873, upholding an Illinois law which prohibited women from becoming attorneys
10) A woman cannot be a priest because our Lord was a man.
-Pope Paul VI, 1977
11)  Both the Magisterium of the Church. . . . and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action. The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose.
-Catechism of the Catholic Church, 1994
12) Odo of Cluny stated “To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure.”



The Original Sin
Jesus Christ, we are told is the Son of God and came here to die so that we could be absolved of our sins. Which sin are we talking about? It’s the Original Sin that of eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, instigated by the talking serpent. The Christian God wants everyone to be as idiotic as himself.This is the Original Sin and is propagated through the sexual act, and it is for this sin that Jesus Christ died, so that we can all go to Heaven. A comical sacrifice from an idiot for an entirely fictitious, ridiculous crime. However, the point stands:- It is the sex act which was so grave a sin that the Son of God had to come and die. St. Thomas Aquinas (The patron of all Catholic educational institutions) claimed that Masturbation was a bigger crime than Rape. Yahweh killed Onan for the sin of masturbation. Catholic priests, as well know are supposed to be males, and not allowed to use their penis for any other purpose other than urination. The Nuns (Mother Teresa for example) have the status of spouses of Christ. The hanging messiah has got the biggest harem of all time, but judging solely by the permanent scowl on the Teresa face isn’t particularly good at his job. Before we get into the “All religions teach the same truth nonsense”, let me remind the reader that this is not so. Other religions, notably the Pagan ones, Hinduism, The Hellenic Religion, The Incas, Aztecs, African Religions,.. have a perfectly healthy view of sexuality. It is Christianity with it’s sexually diseased founders that suffers from this problem. The Shiv Lingam is worshipped by Hindus; the Lingam is kept atop a container called the Yoni. The word Lingam in Sanskrit means Penis while the Yoni is the Vagina. The worship of The Lingam & the Yoni comprise the Male and Female part of the procreative energy, and is worshipped all over India. The Incas went about naked, and developed a brilliant civilization, as did the other indigenous people of the Americas both North & South. This Original Sin business and the idea that the Penis of a priest only supposed to be used for urinating, and is a semi-vestigial organ for that species is strictly a Christian and allied religions nonsense. The Hellenic Gods and Goddesses weren’t of the impotent variety either. The dalliance of Ares & Aphrodite had been sung around, and enjoyed for ages, before Christianity put an end to such sinful businesses. I have got quite a few Christian friends who seemed eminently surprised and properly shocked to hear of Gods having genitals. The idea of Gods using their genitals was of course the highest possible filth. That always leaves me to wonder what this spouses of God business is all about, and what do Christian couples do on their honey moons. Dip the Messiah on the Cross in Honey and Moon Bathe him I suppose. Easter used to be a fertility festival dedicated to the Eostara and the Bunny and the Egg are fertility symbols. In case some Christians find it too difficult to understand let me make it clearer. The Bunny is a symbol of procreation via the original sin method (that of sex), and so is the egg. The egg is produced by the Cock indulging in sex with the Hen, and then a baby chicken is the result. This is what celebrating fertility is all about. The Cocks and Hen presumably didn’t need the serpent to incite them, or maybe the Bible writers forgot to note it down. The Easter Bunny and the Egg have nothing to do with a Godman coming back to life after a Saturday interregnum unless some hidden text in the Bible suggests that He ate a rabbit and an omelet or two on the Saturday inside the tomb.


What Sex is all about:-

Curiously enough, one of the finest descriptions of the sexual mood and it’s significance that I have read about is from a lecture of that great physicist Erwin Schrodinger.
To Western ideology the thought has remained a stranger, in spite of Schopenhauer and others who stood
for it and in spite of those true lovers who, as they look into each other's eyes, become aware that their
thought and their joy are numerically one -not merely similar or identical; but they, as a rule, are
emotionally too busy to indulge in clear thinking, which respect they very much resemble the
mystic”

One of my favorite love poems is this one by TS Eliot.


The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
Non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.


Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question ...
Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"
Let us go and make our visit.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.

The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the windowpanes,
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the windowpanes
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap,
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.

And indeed there will be time
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street
Rubbing its back upon the window-panes;
There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;
There will be time to murder and create,
And time for all the works and days of hands
That lift and drop a question on your plate;
Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair--
(They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!")
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin--
(They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!")
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

For I have known them all already, known them all--
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?

And I have known the eyes already, known them all--
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
And how should I presume?

And I have known the arms already, known them all--
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
(But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!)
Is it perfume from a dress
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin?

. . . . .

Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? . . .

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

. . . . .

And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!
Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep . . . tired . . . or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in
upon a platter,
I am no prophet--and here's no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.

And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it towards some overwhelming question,
To say: "I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"--
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: "That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all."

And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor--
And this, and so much more?--
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
"That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all."

. . . . .

No!I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.

I grow old . . . I grow old . . .
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind?Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
T. S. Eliot


The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana is a Hindu classic on the subject of sex and it’s enjoyment. Unfortunately, it contains absolutely no sex positions befitting a lover hanging perpetually on a cross. Absolutely useless for the spouses of Christ.


http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/index.htm


The Christian God hates condoms, He wouldn’t allow it even if it would protect against something as deadly as Aids. I once asked a Bishop about the reason, and he said it (The Condom) has exactly the same effect on God, as the act of offering a comb to man with a completely bald pate. Why doesn’t He hate pedophiles with an iota of the vehemence with which He hates condoms? Well, said the Bishop: “Women have to be satisfied, else it can be so embarrassing”, Children are …




The Vigin Birth & perpetual Virginity Nonsense.
Joseph is of course the laziest man in history. The man went out and married a pregnant woman. Doesn’t have to keep awake till late at night. The Virgin Mary ?,  Well, She didn’t really have an option, did She ?. Besides, if you have a husband like Joseph, what is the harm ?

And, yes St. Valentine’s Day. It’s the Roman Festival of Lupercalia. It’s intended to celebrate love between two consenting adults. Saints as we know are not allowed to use their penises for any other purpose other than urinating. So Saint Valentine’s Day ???. Protect your children against the Paedophiles.

Christianity is a psycho sexual disease.


Christianity is a psycho sexual disease.

While the Christian God hates practically everything that is good, beautiful or useful: The one thing He hates the most is a healthy attitude to Sex. This God, and his followers have had the most ridiculous views of women and of sexuality. This as we all know derives from a dysfunctional sexuality. However, I anticipate!!! The facts first:-
Christian Views on Women and Sexuality
1)  Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
-Paul [I Corinthians 14:34-35]
2) But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
-Paul (I Tim 2:12)
3) It is not permitted for a woman to speak in the church, nor is it permitted for her to teach, nor to baptize, nor to offer [the eucharist], nor to claim for herself a share in any masculine function-- not to mention any priestly office.
-Tertullian, (160?-220? C.E.), Adversus Valentinianos

4) The sentence of God on this sex of yours lives on even in our times and so it is necessary that the guilt should live on, also. You are the one who opened the door to the Devil, you are the one who first plucked the fruit of the forbidden tree, you are the first who deserted the divine law; you are the one who persuaded him whom the Devil was not strong enough to attack. All too easily you destroyed the image of God, man. Because of your desert, that is, death, even the Son of God had to die.
-Tertullian, (160?-220? C.E.), The Apparel of Women
5) Bow your heads to your husbands--and that will be ornament enough for you. Keep your hands busy with spinning and stay at home--and you will be more pleasing than if you were adorned in gold. Dress yourselves in the silk of probity, the fine linen of holiness, and the purple of chastity. Decked out in this manner, you will have God Himself for your lover.
-Tertullian, (160?-220? C.E.), The Apparel of Women
6) For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are indispensable.
-St. Jerome (340?-420 C.E.)

7) Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.
-St. Augustine (354 C.E.- 430 C.E.)

8) A woman has no control over herself.
-Martin Luther (Letter to Several Nuns, 6 Aug. 1524)

9) The natural and proper timidity and delicacy which belongs to the female sex evidently unfits it for many of the occupations of civil life....The paramount destiny and mission of women are to fulfill the noble and benign office of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator.
- The US Supreme Court, 1873, upholding an Illinois law which prohibited women from becoming attorneys
10) A woman cannot be a priest because our Lord was a man.
-Pope Paul VI, 1977
11)  Both the Magisterium of the Church. . . . and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action. The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose.
-Catechism of the Catholic Church, 1994
12) Odo of Cluny stated “To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure.”



The Original Sin
Jesus Christ, we are told is the Son of God and came here to die so that we could be absolved of our sins. Which sin are we talking about? It’s the Original Sin that of eating the Apple instigated by the talking serpent. Eating the Apple is a euphemism for indulging in the sexual act, and it is for this sin that Jesus Christ died, so that we can all go to Heaven. A comical sacrifice from an idiot for an entirely fictitious, ridiculous crime. However, the point stands:- It is the sex act which was so grave a sin that the Son of God had to come and die. St. Thomas Aquinas (The patron of all Catholic educational institutions) claimed that Masturbation was a bigger crime than Rape. Yahweh killed Onan for the sin of masturbation. Catholic priests, as well know are supposed to be males, and not allowed to use their penis for any other purpose other than urination. The Nuns (Mother Teresa for example) have the status of spouses of Christ. The hanging messiah has got the biggest harem of all time, but judging solely by the permanent scowl on the Teresa face isn’t particularly good at his job. Before we get into the “All religions teach the same truth nonsense”, let me remind the reader that this is not so. Other religions, notably the Pagan ones, Hinduism, The Hellenic Religion, The Incas, Aztecs, African Religions,.. have a perfectly healthy view of sexuality. It is Christianity with it’s sexually diseased founders that suffers from this problem. The Shiv Lingam is worshipped by Hindus; the Lingam is kept atop a container called the Yoni. The word Lingam in Sanskrit means Penis while the Yoni is the Vagina. The worship of The Lingam & the Yoni comprise the Male and Female part of the procreative energy, and is worshipped all over India. The Incas went about naked, and developed a brilliant civilization, as did the other indigenous people of the Americas both North & South. This Original Sin business and the idea that the Penis of a priest only supposed to be used for urinating, and is a semi-vestigial organ for that species is strictly a Christian and allied religions nonsense. The Hellenic Gods and Goddesses weren’t of the impotent variety either. The dalliance of Ares & Aphrodite had been sung around, and enjoyed for ages, before Christianity put an end to such sinful businesses. I have got quite a few Christian friends who seemed eminently surprised and properly shocked to hear of Gods having genitals. The idea of Gods using their genitals was of course the highest possible filth. That always leaves me to wonder what this spouses of God business is all about, and what do Christian couples do on their honey moons. Dip the Messiah on the Cross in Honey and Moon Bathe him I suppose. Easter used to be a fertility festival dedicated to the Eostara and the Bunny and the Egg are fertility symbols. In case some Christians find it too difficult to understand let me make it clearer. The Bunny is a symbol of procreation via the original sin method (that of sex), and so is the egg. The egg is produced by the Cock indulging in sex with the Hen, and then a baby chicken is the result. This is what celebrating fertility is all about. The Cocks and Hen presumably didn’t need the serpent to incite them, or maybe the Bible writers forgot to note it down. The Easter Bunny and the Egg have nothing to do with a Godman coming back to life after a Saturday interregnum unless some hidden text in the Bible suggests that He ate a rabbit and an omelet or two on the Saturday inside the tomb.


What Sex is all about:-

Curiously enough, one of the finest descriptions of the sexual mood and it’s significance that I have read about is from a lecture of that great physicist Erwin Schrodinger.
To Western ideology the thought has remained a stranger, in spite of Schopenhauer and others who stood
for it and in spite of those true lovers who, as they look into each other's eyes, become aware that their
thought and their joy are numerically one -not merely similar or identical; but they, as a rule, are
emotionally too busy to indulge in clear thinking, which respect they very much resemble the
mystic”

One of my favorite love poems is this one by TS Eliot.


The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
Non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.


Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherised upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question ...
Oh, do not ask, "What is it?"
Let us go and make our visit.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.

The yellow fog that rubs its back upon the windowpanes,
The yellow smoke that rubs its muzzle on the windowpanes
Licked its tongue into the corners of the evening,
Lingered upon the pools that stand in drains,
Let fall upon its back the soot that falls from chimneys,
Slipped by the terrace, made a sudden leap,
And seeing that it was a soft October night,
Curled once about the house, and fell asleep.

And indeed there will be time
For the yellow smoke that slides along the street
Rubbing its back upon the window-panes;
There will be time, there will be time
To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet;
There will be time to murder and create,
And time for all the works and days of hands
That lift and drop a question on your plate;
Time for you and time for me,
And time yet for a hundred indecisions,
And for a hundred visions and revisions,
Before the taking of a toast and tea.

In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo.

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?"
Time to turn back and descend the stair,
With a bald spot in the middle of my hair--
(They will say: "How his hair is growing thin!")
My morning coat, my collar mounting firmly to the chin,
My necktie rich and modest, but asserted by a simple pin--
(They will say: "But how his arms and legs are thin!")
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.

For I have known them all already, known them all--
Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons,
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons;
I know the voices dying with a dying fall
Beneath the music from a farther room.
So how should I presume?

And I have known the eyes already, known them all--
The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
Then how should I begin
To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?
And how should I presume?

And I have known the arms already, known them all--
Arms that are braceleted and white and bare
(But in the lamplight, downed with light brown hair!)
Is it perfume from a dress
That makes me so digress?
Arms that lie along a table, or wrap about a shawl.
And should I then presume?
And how should I begin?

. . . . .

Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
And watched the smoke that rises from the pipes
Of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows? . . .

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

. . . . .

And the afternoon, the evening, sleeps so peacefully!
Smoothed by long fingers,
Asleep . . . tired . . . or it malingers,
Stretched on the floor, here beside you and me.
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?
But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in
upon a platter,
I am no prophet--and here's no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.

And would it have been worth it, after all,
After the cups, the marmalade, the tea,
Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me,
Would it have been worth while,
To have bitten off the matter with a smile,
To have squeezed the universe into a ball
To roll it towards some overwhelming question,
To say: "I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all"--
If one, settling a pillow by her head,
Should say: "That is not what I meant at all.
That is not it, at all."

And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor--
And this, and so much more?--
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
"That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all."

. . . . .

No!I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.

I grow old . . . I grow old . . .
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Shall I part my hair behind?Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
T. S. Eliot


The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana is a Hindu classic on the subject of sex and it’s enjoyment. Unfortunately, it contains absolutely no sex positions befitting a lover hanging perpetually on a cross. Absolutely useless for the spouses of Christ.


http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/index.htm


The Christian God hates condoms, He wouldn’t allow it even if it would protect against something as deadly as Aids. I once asked a Bishop about the reason, and he said it (The Condom) has exactly the same effect on God, as the act of offering a comb to man with a completely bald pate. Why doesn’t He hate pedophiles with an iota of the vehemence with which He hates condoms? Well, said the Bishop: “Women have to be satisfied, else it can be so embarrassing”, Children are …




The Vigin Birth & perpetual Virginity Nonsense.
Joseph is of course the laziest man in history. The man went out and married a pregnant woman. Doesn’t have to keep awake till late at night. The Virgin Mary ?,  Well, She didn’t really have an option, did She ?. Besides, if you have a husband like Joseph, what is the harm ?

And, yes St. Valentine’s Day. It’s the Roman Festival of Lupercalia. It’s intended to celebrate love between two consenting adults. Saints as we know are not allowed to use their penises for any other purpose other than urinating. So Saint Valentine’s Day ???. Protect your children against the Paedophiles.